In a very long (but condensed story), I have to have my wisdom teeth pulled. I don't have dental insurance through work- and to add to the greatness, I can only afford to have two (the most hurting ones) pulled now. Why is this important? Because after leaving the oral surgeon with an appointment for next week, I went to get some coffee at Dunkin. There was a flier lying near the door for some kind of real estate company- and this flier spoke to me.
It said:
Tired of being listed?
Get sold.
In a larger context, dating is a lot like buying or selling a house. We don't want to scare off the potential buyer with all our emotional baggage or smelly basements- but we intrigue them enough with pretty chandeliers and a fresh new mailbox (curbside appeal is important- I watch House Hunters...). And yes, usually, it ends up blowing up in our faces, but just once,I think it would be nice to be sold to someone (someone who cares). And furthermore, a real man actively pursues a deal and will fight for the house he wants.
Oh metaphors.... I really do love them.
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