Where Did All the Men Go?

Is it mid-December and you're lamenting about past loves (regardless of how wrong they were)? Welcome to holiday crazy singleness (HCS). Even if you're mildly involved with someone, you cannot be in this group. You've come to the right place. We're the before in a really pathetic rom-com, starring a solid B-lister. Maybe the awkward best friend in an A-lister, where you end up with the guy's brother/friend in the last scene. Are you lamenting as you hear stories of you friend's preteen dating days, because you were clearly not as cool as them? Yup. There's no easy solution, but it's that time of year that always makes me wonder- where did all the men go? Are they all shopping for Christmas presents? Cutting logs for the fire? Decking the halls with boughs of holly. If they're out there, send up a flare? In the meantime, I'll be Judy Greer-ing it over here with my other single pals. Strength in numbers!