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Monday, March 7, 2011

Taylor Swift Explained to Boys

Hi guys,

You don't get Taylor Swift. You may think she's hot, but you do not get her music. You are puzzled why girls like songs like "You Belong With Me" and "Love Story."Well this is your lucky day, because I'm gonna drop some knowledge. Here is a line-by-line explanation of T.Swift's "Sparks Fly." See Tay Tay's words in red and my explanations in asterisks.

The way you move is like a full-on rainstorm,
* You're a force to be reckoned with*
And I'm a house of cards.
* And you knock (sweep) me off my feet *
You're the kind of reckless that keeps me running,

* Your boy moodiness can turn me off sometimes*
But I kinda know that I won't get far.

* But at the end of the day, you do one adorable thing and I'm hooked.*


And you stood there in front of me,
* How could we be so close and you won't touch me? *
Just close enough to touch.
* Please touch me. I do not have cooties.*
Close enough to hope you couldn't see what I was thinking of-

* This is crazy. I'm going to have to touch you.*

Drop everything now.
* Stop playing video games for like five minutes*
Meet me in the pouring rain,

* Note: Kissing in the rain is hot*
Kiss me on the sidewalk,

* So kiss me already, I'm not a nun.*
Take away the pain.

* I'm in pain because you will not kiss me*
'Cause I see Sparks Fly,
* I dream about you at night*
Whenever you smile.
* So stop torturing me and just kiss me*


Get me with those green eyes baby, as the lights go down,

* Your eyes are beautiful, dazzling even*
Give me something that will haunt me when you're not around.

* I will stare at my Edward Cullen poster and imagine you staring back at me with that intensity*
'Cause I see Sparks Fly,
* There is something magic between us, like Edward and Bella*
Whenever you

* So stop acting weird and boy-ish*
Smile.
*And man up, 'cause you're torturing me.*

My mind forgets to remind me
,
* I secretly think you secretly enjoy torturing me*
You're a bad idea.
* You have this mystery bad boy thing down waaaaay too well*
You touch me once and it's really something,

* You touched me! Praise the Lord.*
You find I'm even better than you imagined I would be.
* And you like cuddling with me, so don't stop.*

I'm on my guard for the rest of the world,
* I try to be strong for everyone*
But with you, I know its no good.

* But once in a while, its nice to vent to you about all the crap.*
And I could wait patiently, but I really wish you would-
* I'm waiting for you to get over a) you ex, b) your friend's teasing, c) your move/job/grandma's death - so we can be together.*

Drop everything now.
* But I'm not waiting forever.*
Meet me in the pouring rain,

* You will never understand why the rain is sexy*
Kiss me on the sidewalk,

* But I will make you watch 'The Notebook' until you give up fighting the point*
Take away the pain.

* I wanna be with you*
'Cause I see Sparks Fly,
*Although sometimes I wonder if I'm mentally unbalanced for thinking so*
Whenever you smile.

* You look at me and I sometimes turn into a third grader- giggles, running away etc..*

Get me with those green eyes baby as the lights go down,
* I've caught you staring at me longingly, don't lie*
Give me something that will haunt me when you're not around.
* And I think I've been on your mind too even if you don't say it.*
'Cause I see Sparks Fly,
* Because we belong together like Meredith and McDreamy,*
Whenever you
Smile.
*And I really don't care if you won't watch Greys. You're missing on on scoring ,major points with me though.*


I run my fingers through your hair,
* I just want to make out with you*
And watch the lights go wild.

* And you will enjoy it too.*
Just keep on keeping your eyes on me,
*Eye contact is scary,*
It's just strong enough to make you feel right.
* But I feel warm fuzzies when you look into my eyes.*

Lead me up the staircase,

*You're finally getting my point*
Won't you whisper soft and slow-

* Whispering sweet nothings is sexy.*
"I'm captivated by you baby,
like a firework show."
* This quote is a "panty dropper." Use it when you mean it. Captivate is a magical word.*

Drop everything now.
* Drop your pants.*
Meet me in the pouring rain,
*Seriously, if you can't seal the deal now with some romance, I feel sorry for you*
Kiss me on the sidewalk,

* Kiss me*
Take away the pain.
* Yes, that's better. No more pain ans secret longing.*
'Cause I see Sparks Fly,
* Cause I see you holding me tonight*
Whenever you smile.

* And maybe every night if you play your cards right.*

Get me with those green eyes, baby as the lights go down,

* I like talking to you before I fall asleep.*
Give me something that will haunt me when you're not around.
* And when you're not there, I'm going to miss you*
'Cause I see Sparks Fly, Whenever you smile.
*Because I am totally falling in love with you*

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