Be Still My Heart: There's Still A Chance I Can Become A Princess

In case you were wondering, Prince Harry is still single. No he's not dating his sister-in-law's sister, Pippa as all the supermarket magazines claim. It would be totally weird if they did though, very "Brady Girls Get Married." Check out the theme song to the short-lived sitcom, The Brady Brides, which followed the made-for-TV movie. My real question, what was Alice doing still keeping house for these grown women????




Back to Harry, he is SINGLE. Be still my heart! Fake sigh! Maybe Kate Middleton and I can still be sisters!

Royal Creepiness

It seems in the announcement of Prince William's marriage (9.5 hours or less), everyone has forgotten about the scandal of his pop and stepmom's years-long affair. No worries Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (and technically Princess of Wales), I still remember.

Here's some creepy Camilla facts I want to alert Kate to before the big day, via Wikipedia:
Camilla Parker-Bowes:
Through her mother she is a descendant of Zacharie Cloutier.^[44] This same lineage makes Camilla a distant relation of Celine Dion, Hillary Clinton and Madonna.^[45]

Wow! I could see the relation to Hillary (in looks) and to Celine (Canada is still technically a part of England), but Madonna??? I thought she was faux-British.

And she comes from a long line of royal mistresses? Coincidence or genetics? My vote is on genetics.