In England (and worldwide) there are dozens of ladies openly weeping that Prince William is now off the market.
My question is: really ladies? Let's consider our options.
This one is getting married:
This one is still available (yes Chelsy Davy, I refuse to acknowledge your existence...)
Yep. No complaints here.
Exception: Kate Middleton, I want your perfect bouncy hair and collection of adorable hats.
