An Apology To the Gents (On Behalf of a Cosmo Subscriber...)

Yes, I get Cosmo.

There. I've admitted it.

And thanks to my yearly [free] Cosmo subscription I know all about why it's awesome to have tiny boobs and if I'm too intimidating.

But let's face it, ladies, some of the things they put in Cosmo are downright ridiculous. Please not the sarcasm.

If guys didn't think we were all psycho to begin with, I present to you this educational article from Cracked.com.

I mean really Cosmo, do you think we're that dumb? Anyone who attempts any of these (or believes this crap) should be smacked, then smacked again. If we go based on this, the perfect guy is... well... a silent homebody who never does anything ever. And us ladies would be in jail.

Please, Cosmo. Give us ladies some credit as intelligent creatures. It would be appreciated.