1. Girls in Ugg Boots. Multiple reasons.
a. they look ugg-ly (especially after being in the rain or snow. Has anyone heard of waterproofing the SUEDE BOOTS?)
b. they make your foot look huge (a la ice skaters that wear their tights over their skates)
c. they do not go with everything. Not with skirts or dresses....
d. they lower your IQ
2. People that flaunt the fact that they can spell
a. Yes, I want to date you the moment your okcupid profile says- i got some skilliez and it's fun to go boweling. USE SPELLCHECK! Have a friend read this before you post.
3. NCIS marathons
a. What did I ever do to you USA? Does Mark Harmon have something on you?
4. People that protest the superbowl
a. I'm not saying you need to go crazy, I'm not uber superbowl, but don't protest it outright and go see a foreign film to escape the hoopla. This is America and these are our traditions.
